1. Vatican Humour

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can...

Tuesday, 09 March 2010 | 29 hits | Read more

2. Ordering chicken

Shinotsi walks in to a Restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what chicken is called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient Shinotsi sees the guy at the table next to...

Saturday, 27 February 2010 | 61 hits | Read more

3. Benefits of sex

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and...

Tuesday, 23 February 2010 | 109 hits | 3 comments | Read more

4. Alco-scope - the star signs and their drinking styles

BASED ON YOUR STAR SIGNS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !! ARIES : Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot...

Friday, 12 February 2010 | 130 hits | 2 comments | Read more

5. How to call the police when your old and don’t move fast anymore

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the...

Wednesday, 10 February 2010 | 111 hits | 2 comments | Read more

6. The good old days

Sipho's Grandad was reminiscing about the good old days... "When I were a boy, my mother would send me down to the corner shop with a rand, and I'd come back with 5kg of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, 1kg of cheese, a...

Thursday, 04 February 2010 | 73 hits | Read more

7. Mixed Emotions - Psychology

A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.   The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap.  I bet you can’t tell me anything that will...

Thursday, 04 February 2010 | 110 hits | 2 comments | Read more

8. Prayer of a Kenyan husband

Dear Lord, Thank you for opening my eyes to realise that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met my wife, I thought she was meant for me but I came to realise that WATER and OIL do not mix. It is true that I like to look at...

Thursday, 10 December 2009 | 327 hits | 1 comment | Read more

9. The farmer and the sheriff

A police officer stops at a ranch in rural countryside and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The Sheriff...

Thursday, 10 December 2009 | 226 hits | Read more

10. Balance Sheet of life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!  Our Death is our Closing Balance! Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities  Our Creative Ideas are our Assets  Heart is our Current Asset  Soul is our Fixed Asset  Brain is our Fixed Deposit  ...

Thursday, 03 December 2009 | 203 hits | 1 comment | Read more